Okay so this one is not a funny one but thought I would post anyway.I have a German Shorthaired pointer that we got from a rescue when she was 2 and now she is 10. Yesterday was unbelievably windy in Frederick when my wife left the house. We have a covered porch that we use for sitting out in the evening and also close the dog off in when we leave. Well yesterday my wife took the kids out and lefet the dog on the porch. Well the wind blew the door open and off went the dog. I got a call at work ...